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<p dir="auto">"No" replies the man, "I'm from New Hampshire." The bartender looks at him and says, "Well what do you do in New Hampshire?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"I'm a taxidermist," says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, "I mount dead animals."</p>
<p dir="auto">The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, "It's OK, boys! He's one of us!"</p>
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