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<p dir="auto">Cheese Sandwich: $1.50<br />
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50<br />
Hand Job: $10.00</p>
<p dir="auto">He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Yes," she purrs. "I am."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"</p>
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