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''I got in a tiff with Riley.''<br />
''Riley? He's just a wee fellow,'' the barkeep said, surprised. ''He must have had something in his hand.''<br />
''That he did,'' Kelly said. ''A shovel it was.''<br />
''Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?''<br />
''Aye, that I did – Mrs. Riley's left boob.'' Kelly said. ''And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight.''</p>
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