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Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunk is staggering on the way home. The drunk starts flailing at the sheets, throwing his arms around wildly. A security officer runs over, hearing the commotion.<br />
"What's going on here?"<br />
"I don't know, officer. But I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."</p>
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