<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[SURPRISE PACKAGE]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"<br />
"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"<br />
"I'm Jim."<br />
"Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??"<br />
"Sure!" replies Jim, "Let's go!"<br />
So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. "Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk," Jim says.<br />
"Yes? And what about it?" asks Stacey.<br />
"Is it your brother?"<br />
"No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband.<br />
When he finally asks, "Is it your husband?"<br />
Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" Jim was relieved.<br />
"Then, it must be your boyfriend!"<br />
Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!!"<br />
"Then, who is it?" Jim asks.<br />
Stacey replies, "That's me BEFORE my operation!!"</p>
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