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50 bucks is laid down. Out in the yard the rottweiler gets mauled to pieces.<br />
Another drinker says his pit bull will win but the bet is 100 bucks.<br />
Another trip to the yard and when it's all over there are bits of pit-bull terrier all over the place. The drinker pays up and says, “Say what breed is that anyway?”<br />
The owner says, “Until I cut his tail off and painted it pink it was the same breed as every other alligator.”</p>
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