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<p dir="auto">5.  You meet your new life partner in the back room.</p>
<p dir="auto">4.  You end up in the show as new drag superstar “Jenda Rolls”</p>
<p dir="auto">3.  You make out with a guy in the bathroom who turns out to be your boss.</p>
<p dir="auto">2.   You get beaten up by two lesbians for cutting in line at the bar.</p>
<p dir="auto">1.   You have total mental breakdown after 5th consecutive Madonna song.</p>
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<p dir="auto">I probally will be beaten up by 2 transexuals. <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f622.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--cry" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":'(" alt="😢" /></p>
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