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<p dir="auto">The first nun is asked, "Who was the first man on Earth?" She says, "Adam." Lights flash and the pearly gates open.</p>
<p dir="auto">The second nun is asked, "Who was the first woman on Earth?" She says, "Eve." Lights flash and the gates open.</p>
<p dir="auto">The third nun is asked, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" Puzzled, the nun is says, "Hmmm, that's a hard one." Lights flash and the pearly gates open.</p>
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