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The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."<br />
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband and my life. I just want to go home."<br />
Poof! The brunette gets her wish, and she is returned to her family.<br />
The redhead says, "I've also been stuck here for years, and I wish I could go home, too."<br />
Poof! The redhead gets her wish, and she is returned to her family.<br />
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.<br />
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"<br />
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."</p>
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