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Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."<br />
Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.<br />
You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.<br />
You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.<br />
You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.<br />
The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"<br />
All day long your motto is, "Never again."<br />
You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.<br />
Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"</p>
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