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So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.<br />
"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"<br />
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.<br />
"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"<br />
"50 cents."</p>
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