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<p dir="auto">-- Your potted plants stay alive.</p>
<p dir="auto">-- You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill.</p>
<p dir="auto">-- Your friends' hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces.</p>
<p dir="auto">-- You attend parties that the police don't raid.</p>
<p dir="auto">-- You're not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking.</p>
<p dir="auto">-- You refer to college students as "those kids."</p>
<p dir="auto">-- You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just beer, beer and beer.</p>
<p dir="auto">-- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza.</p>
<p dir="auto">-- At 6 a.m., you're putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out.</p>
<p dir="auto">-- Naps are no longer weekday options.</p>
<p dir="auto">-- Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy.</p>
<p dir="auto">-- Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato chips.</p>
<p dir="auto">-- You leave parties because you have a busy day tomorrow, not because the EMS guy has strapped you down.</p>
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