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<p dir="auto">The man does this a few more times until the bartender asks, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The man says, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough for me to go home."</p>
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