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<p dir="auto">"I know!" the next woman says, "Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house, but when I called he wasn't there."</p>
<p dir="auto">The third woman says, "I always know where my husband is."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Impossible!" both women exclaim, "He has you completely fooled!"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Oh no," says the woman. "I'm a widow."</p>
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