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<p dir="auto">"How wonderful! I hope you don't mind me asking, what happened to your first husband?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"He also ate poisonous mushrooms and died."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."</p>
<p dir="auto">"He died of a broken neck."</p>
<p dir="auto">"A broken neck?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."</p>
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