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<p dir="auto">The next morning, he asks the old man how he can do it all night at his age.</p>
<p dir="auto">The husband replies, "First, I remove my clothes. Then, I lie down on the bed face up. Then, my wife removes her clothes and lifts up my penis with one hand, and we make a bet. If it falls to left when she lets go, I win; if it falls to right, she wins."</p>
<p dir="auto">The bell boy asks, "Well, what if it doesn't fall?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Then we both win," says the old man.</p>
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