<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[TOP 15: WHY HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">It's legal to earn money playing hockey<br />
Many people play hockey even after they're married<br />
The puck's always hard<br />
The protective equipment is reusable<br />
It lasts at least an hour<br />
A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon<br />
You always know how big the stick is<br />
You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding<br />
You can change players on the fly<br />
You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up<br />
Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds<br />
Your parents cheer when you score<br />
Periods last only 20 minutes<br />
You're sure to get it at least twice a week<br />
You can tell your friends about it afterwards</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/13432/top-15-why-hockey-is-better-than-sex</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 10:22:04 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/13432.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2014 18:03:46 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl></channel></rss>