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<li>You wonder why singers Sting, Wolf Blitzer, and Bryan Adams stole wrestlers' names</li>
<li>You only come out of your room if your theme music is playing</li>
<li>When your boss is pissing you off you kick him and give him a stunner</li>
<li>You always end a speech with, ''That's the bottom line 'cuz John said so!'' or ''If you smellllll what John is cooking!''</li>
<li>Your new wardrobe consists of more multi-colored bicep tassles, tights, and capes</li>
<li>If there's one beer left you suggest it should be suspended from the ceiling and the winner has to climb a stepladder to get it</li>
<li>Whenever you see someone lying on the floor you get the urge to put him in the sharpshooter</li>
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