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Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old."<br />
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"<br />
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."<br />
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"<br />
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"</p>
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