<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Smart Dementia]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">A doctor was testing his patient for dementia by asking some basic questions.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Who is the president of the United States?" asked the doctor.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Eisenhower," answered the patient.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Eisenhower's dead," reported the doctor.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Oh my god!" cried the patient, "Nixon's president!"</p>
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