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The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''<br />
''What about the green one?'' the man asks.<br />
The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''<br />
''What about the red one?'' the man asks.<br />
The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''<br />
The man says, ''What does HE do?''<br />
The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''</p>
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