When he nabs sacrificial meat from the temple for dinner & his is owner gets upset Grumio's response?  "The gods aren't hungry or, you know, real."

When he finds a baby in the trash:  "I named her Binny because that's where I found her & also I don't want her to forget where she came from."

The plebs' boss Flavia is hilarious & she should have her own show!

Plus there are some great gay bits.  One funny scene where guys are sticking their dicks into a wall & thinking it's women on the other side.  Another whole story line in an episode where the hot character, Stylax, gets a "patron".

Musically I have never been a fan of ska but who knew a show set in Ancient Rome with an all ska soundtrack would make me develop more than just a tolerance for ska?  http://youtu.be/ZaLFvPawv2Y