<![CDATA[I would, would you?]]>The tale of the man so poor he couldn't afford the glass eye to replace the eye he lost to…well that's a different story.  Anyway he was so poor he had to fashion a replacement from wood.  It was painfully obvious and made dating very difficult.  Eventually he met a girl who when she was young had survived a fire, although not without severe burns to her face.  A skin graft from her nether regions was implemented but also made dating difficult for her.  They began dating & eventually married with the promise to never mention the other's obvious flaws.

One morning he was preparing breakfast & asked her if she'd like some bacon to which she replied "Would I?" & his retort was

! CUNTFACE

Proper telling of this story & a bit of Pavlov's Dog means you too can have friends who will say

! CUNTFACE on demand.  Which, believe it or not, has come in handy on more than one occasion!

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