<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Being an Egg]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?</p>
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<li>You only get laid once.</li>
<li>You only get eaten once.</li>
<li>It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.</li>
<li>You share your box with 11 other guys.</li>
<li>But worst of all…. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.<br />
<strong>So cheer up…..Your life ain't that bad!!!</strong></li>
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<p dir="auto">Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, I mean day.</p>
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]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/56643</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/56643</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[thomas261989]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 15:09:05 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>