<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Genie in a bottle]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie really sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC?!"</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/10683/genie-in-a-bottle</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 14:32:07 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/10683.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2014 23:32:33 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Genie in a bottle on Sat, 05 Jul 2014 23:24:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/cannonmc" aria-label="Profile: cannonmc">@<bdi>cannonmc</bdi></a>:</p>
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<p dir="auto"><img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f604.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":D" alt="😄" /></p>
<p dir="auto">I know a variant about a 10" pianist <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f609.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--wink" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=";)" alt="😉" /></p>
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<p dir="auto">Hehehe</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/100026</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/100026</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[assoom]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2014 23:24:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Genie in a bottle on Sat, 05 Jul 2014 13:56:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f604.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":D" alt="😄" /></p>
<p dir="auto">I know a variant about a 10" pianist <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f609.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--wink" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=";)" alt="😉" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/100000</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/100000</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cannonmc]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2014 13:56:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Genie in a bottle on Sat, 05 Jul 2014 08:33:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:lolp:</p>
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